he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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