oh god the rape fog is back!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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