Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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