I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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