That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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