How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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