Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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