No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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