I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You can't motorboat a personality
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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