I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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