I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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