Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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