the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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