Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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