There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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