We're facebook friends in real life
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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