Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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