We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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