just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
So many bounce houses so little time
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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