shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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