i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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