we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Randomize
