what if I'm pregnant?
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I don't think brook has ever known best
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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