this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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