Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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