dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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