You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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