Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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