I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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