I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
