How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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