i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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