Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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