he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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