My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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