i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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