Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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