how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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