I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I am available for nakedness
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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