I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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