i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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