i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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