Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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