yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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