I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
operation harelip BJ is a go
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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