I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
