you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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