normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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