I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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