I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Randomize