He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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