her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
we should paint friendship bongs
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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