You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
