he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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