come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Too much gin, very little bucket
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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